There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.

The Best Antidote To Worry, I Have Always Believed, Is Work And More Work.

Leave The Table While You Still Feel You Could Eat A Little More.

Men Are Just As Vain As Women, And Sometimes Even More So.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.