There Are No Unsavable Souls.

The Introduction Of Heartache Began As A Child.

Weather In Afghanistan, 2000 Degrees And Cloudy. What The F-ck Am I Doing? I'm Stuck On The Weather Channel. Ahhh!

I'll Buy Myself Some Plastic Water, I Should Have Married Lennon's Daughter.

To Be A Liar, You've Got To Have A Great Memory, And I Don't Have A Memory.

I'm A Very Simple Man. You've Got To Have, Like, A Computer Nowadays To Turn The Tv On And Off... And The Nightmare Continues.