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When A Man's Best Friend Is His Dog, That Dog Has A Problem.

There's Nothing So Obscene And Depressing As An American Christmas.

How To Avoid Pleurisy: Never Make Love To A Girl Named Candy On The Tailgate Of A Half-ton Ford Pickup During A Chill Rain In April Out On Grandview Point In San Juan County, Utah.

War? The One War I'd Be Happy To Join Is The War Against Officers.

The Best American Writers Have Come From The Hinterlands -- Mark Twain, Theodore Dreiser, Jack London, Hemingway, Faulkner, Wolfe, Steinbeck. Most Of Them Never Even Went To College.