There Are So Many Health Food Nuts

If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out. All Those Cakes And Pies And Candy And Ice Cream -- All That Terrible Fast Food Stuff! I Just Bought A New Corvette Sports Car ... Would I Put Oil In The Gas Tank? Would I?

I Eat 6 Or 7 Raw Vegetables Every Day, 4 Or 5 Pieces Of Fresh Fruit. I Eat Egg Whites Each Day. If I Eat Bread, It Has To Be Whole Wheat. I Eat Brown Rice. I Don't Eat Between Meals. I Eat At 11 O'clock In The Morning And 7 O'clock At Night.

You Can't Separate The Mind And Body. It's Impossible.

Sitting Around On Your Big Fat Gluteus Maximus Talking About The Good Old Days. The Good Old Days Are Right This Second. You've Got To Exercise Vig-or-ously! Life Is Tough. Life Is A Challenge. Life Is A Battlefield... . Life Is An Athletic Event, And You Must Train For It.

I Can't Die. It Would Ruin My Image.