There Are Some Days When I Think

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

I Do Not Paint A Portrait To Look Like The Subject, Rather Does The Person Grow To Look Like His Portrait.

The First Man To Compare The Cheeks Of A Young Woman To A Rose Was Obviously A Poet; The First To Repeat It Was Possibly An Idiot.

Wars Have Never Hurt Anybody Except The People Who Die.

I'm Going To Live Forever. Geniuses Don't Die.