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Acting Is Like Letting Your Pants Down; You're Exposed.

I'd Done Some Acting In High School. Then I Went To Kenyon College And Got Thrown In Jail And Kicked Off The Football Team. Since I Was Determined Not To Study Very Much, I Majored In Theater The Last Two Years. Got My Degree In Speech; They Didn't Actually Have A Degree In Theater. I Graduated At Two O'clock In The Afternoon, And At Three-thirty I Was On The Train For Williams Bay, Wisconsin, For Summer Stock, And Then I Did Winter Stock.

Twenty-five Years Ago I Couldn`t Walk Down The Street Without Being Recognized. Now I Can Put A Cap On, Walk Anywhere And No One Pays Me Any Attention. They Don`t Ask Me About My Movies And They Don`t Ask Me About My Salad Dressing Because They Don`t Know Who I Am. Am I Happy About This? You Bet.

If You Have No Enemies, You Have No Character. Taking A Stand Always Creates Opposition.

We Are Such Spendthrifts With Our Lives, The Trick Of Living Is To Slip On And Off The Planet With The Least Fuss You Can Muster. I’m Not Running For Sainthood. I Just Happen To Think That In Life We Need To Be A Little Like The Farmer, Who Puts Back Into The Soil What He Takes Out.