There Are Three Signs Of Old Age:

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas