There Are Times When I Think I

I'm Not A Misogynist, So You Can Dispense With That. I Think I've Done Wonders For The Feminist Movement.

That's What I Like About Watching A Movie: You Enter An Imagined World That's More Interesting, More Engaging Than Your Own. Or Less Painful Than Your Own.

Oh, A Passing, Skeptical Kind Of Interest. I'm A Hammer-and-nails Kind Of Guy.

My Records Are Basically A Litany Of Complaints Against The World, And I'm Quite Like That In Real Life As Well.

And I Kissed Away A Thousand Tears My Lady Of The Various Sorrows Some Begged, Some Borrowed, Some Stolen Some Kept Safe For Tomorrow.