There Are Two Ways To Write Error-free

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

We Toast The Lisp Programmer Who Pens His Thoughts Within Nests Of Parentheses.

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

I Think It Is Inevitable That People Program Poorly. Training Will Not Substantially Help Matters. We Have To Learn To Live With It.

Because Of Its Vitality, The Computing Field Is Always In Desperate Need Of New Cliches: Banality Soothes Our Nerves.