There Are Wonderful People Out There But

This Is A Terrible Confession To Make, But After I Left The Army I Had A Number Of Things To Try. I Had A Great Conceit To Think That If All Else Failed I Could Always Go To Hollywood. So When All Else Did Fail I Really Went To Hollywood. And Then I Found Out How Wrong I Was.

As Any Man, I, Of Course, Have Certain Preferences. Being A Scot By Birth, I'm Inclined To Favor Those With A Well-scrubbed Look And A Hint Of Color In Their Cheeks-put There By An Early Walk In The Chill Air Rather Than By Rouge. The Smell Of Soap On A Woman's Skin Or The Hint Of Shampoo In Her Hair Is Perfume Enough For Me . . . Humor Is Important. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Is A Bore Without That.

Keep The Circus Going Inside You, Keep It Going, Don't Take Anything Too Seriously, It'll All Work Out In The End.

A Philosopher Once Noted That People Long For Immortality But Run Out Of Things To Do On A Rainy Afternoon.

Going To War Was The Only Unselfish Thing I Have Ever Done For Humanity.