There Comes A Time In A Man's

One Day Soon The Gillette Company Will Announce The Development Of A Razor That, Thanks To A Computer Microchip, Can Actually Travel Ahead In Time And Shave Beard Hairs That Don't Even Exist Yet

Everyone Has A Right To Be Stupid. Some Just Abuse The Privilege.

There Comes A Time When You Should Stop Expecting Other People To Make A Big Deal About Your Birthday. That Time Is Age 11.

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Before Going On A Diet You Should Consult Your Doctor, Or At Least Send Him Some Money.