There Have Been Times When I Have

Birds Fly Over The Rainbow. Why Then, Oh, Why Can't I?

Soon The Sun Beams Will Smile Through. Before You Jump Out Of That Bed, Just Know, The Thought Of You Was The First Thing That Hit My Head. Good Morning My Darling.

I've Seen The Ticket, And I Still Can't Believe It. When I See The Money, I Hope I Don't Hit The Floor.

[on Daughter Liza Minnelli] I Think She Decided To Go Into Show Business When She Was An Embryo, She Kicked So Much.

You Shouldn't Be Told You're Completely Irresponsible And Be Left Alone With Too Much Medication. It's Too Easy To Forget. You Take A Couple Of Sleeping Pills And You Wake Up In Twenty Minutes And Forget You've Taken Them. So You Take A Couple More, And The Next Thing You Know You've Taken Too Many.