There Is Also A Kind Of Mean-spiritedness

I Think For A Lot Of People, It's Just Where Their Saturation Point Was. Once You Get Into The [donald] Trump Stuff And The Republican Stuff And The Ayn Rand Followers, It Doesn't Let Up For About Half An Hour. It Gets Hard And Stays Hard For A While.

I'm Finally Going To Be Able To Finally Criticize [hillary Clinton] Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist - That Idea. I'm Not A Fan, I Don't Like Her, But You Can't Say Anything Without Being Accused Of Being A Sexist Pig, Which Is Unfair.

If People Disagree With Me And Want To Articulate It, That's Not Only Their Right But Almost Their Obligation.

I Do Not Want To Encourage Heckling And Outbreaks At All.

I Was In Antwerp - Which, I Had About 20 Shows Left At That Point - And A Guy Said, "that's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp Was My Smallest Audience, So The Guy Was Right There. I Was Like, "what?" He Said, "dave Attell Does A Bit About, 'why Are There Luggage Stores In The Airport?'" I Had Never Seen That, And I Would Never Ever, Ever, Ever - Please Believe Me - I Would Never Lift Material From Somebody Ever, And Certainly Not Knowingly.