There Is Also A Kind Of Mean-spiritedness

Back When The Bible Was Written, Then Edited, Then Rewritten, Then Rewritten, Then Re-edited, Then Translated From Dead Languages, Then Re-translated, Then Edited, Then Rewritten, Then Given To Kings For Them To Take Their Favorite Parts, Then Rewritten, Then Re-rewritten, Then Translated Again, Then Given To The Pope For Him To Approve, Then Rewritten, Then Edited Again, The Re-re-re-re-rewritten Again...all Based On Stories That Were Told Orally 30 To 90 Years After They Happened.. To People Who Didnt Know How To Write... So...

I Still Think That, Hopefully, You're Not Ahead Of The Jokes, And I Think That Has Value. There Is A Punchline And It's Pointed - And, Again, Whether You Think It's Funny Or Not, That's Subjective.

I Don't Want To Do 20 Minutes On Donald Trump. I Want To Do 10 Minutes And Move On. I Wouldn't Even Do That With A Live Show, Because I Don't Want It To Feel Like "an Evening Of Political Comedy."

Then I Will Tape The Sets And Even Though I`m Not Very Successful Sometimes I Will Try To Cut Out The Fat And Put The Jokes Closer Together.

I Went To A Bunch Of Marches In New York And Washington, And You Know I Believe In The Cause, But To March With Those People Takes A Lot Of Compromise On My End.