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Asking The Question Whether The Mainstream Media Has A Liberal Or Conservative Bias Is Like Asking Whether Al Qaeda Uses Too Much Oil In Their Hummus. I Might Think They Use A Little Bit Too Much Oil; Some People Might Think It's A Little Dry. But The Problem With Al Qaeda Is They Want To Kill Us. And The Problem With The Mainstream Media Is That It Has These Other Biases That Are Much More Important.

When People Talked About Protecting Their Privacy When I Was Growing Up, They Were Talking About Protecting It From The Government. They Talked About Unreasonable Searches And Seizures, About Keeping The Government Out Of Their Bedrooms.

People Lucky Enough To Live In The Vicinity Of An Industrial Hog Farm Are, With Each Breath, Made Keenly Aware Of The Cause Of Their Declining Property Values.

We Need To Be Pro-science; We Have To Go Back To Science.

No One Is More Sensitive To The Issue Of Overeating Than The Creator Of Stuart Smalley.