There Is More To Talking Than Just

The Problem With The World Is That Everyone Is A Few Drinks Behind.

(on Katharine Hepburn) She Talks At You As Though You Were A Microphone; She Lectured The Hell Out Of Me On Temperance And The Evils Of Drink. She Doesn't Give A Damn How She Looks. I Don't Think She Tries To Be A Character. I Think She Is One.

People Who Don't Drink Are Afraid Of Revealing Themselves.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble Brewing Around A Bar Until A Woman Puts That High Heel Over The Brass Rail. Don't Ask Me Why, But Somehow Women At Bars Seem To Create Trouble Among Men.