There Is No Cash In Battling Evil:

Wizards Are A Secretive Lot.

Samuel Laughed Out Loud. "you Still Haven't Figured It Out, Have You, Mercy? He Never Was Mad About The Car. He Was The First One At The Scene Of The Accident. He Thought You'd Killed Yourself. We All Did. That Was A Pretty Spectacular Wreck.

His Brother Maintained That What Sent People Backing Away Was Neither His Size Nor His Mother's Blood, But Solely The Expression On His Face. To Test Samuel's Theory, Charles Had Tried Smiling - And Then Solemnly Reported To Samuel That He Had Been Mistaken. When Charles Smiled, He Told Samuel, People Just Ran Faster.

He'd Woken Up After Flying From Boston To Montana To Find His Da Cooking Breakfast For Them: Sausage And Pancakes Shaped Like Deer. It Wasn't Just Any Deer, Either - They Looked Like Bambi From The Disney Cartoon. Charles Didn't Want To Know How His Father Had Managed That

Just As I’ve Always Known There Are Monsters In The World, Monsters And Things Even More Evil, I’ve Always Known That It Is God Who Keeps Evil At Bay.