There Is No Diplomacy Like Candor.

Human Nature Is Rarely So Amusing As When Trying To Get A House Off Its Hands. Women At This Task Can Be Untruthful Enough, But Their Untruth Lacks The Infusion Of Candor Which A Skillful Male Liar Can Introduce.

In Betting On Races, There Are Two Elements That Are Never Lacking - Hope As Hope, And An Incomplete Recollection Of The Past.

What Is Literature Compared With Cooking? The One Is Shadow, The Other Is Substance.

The Noise From Good Toast Should Reverberate In The Head Like The Thunder Of July.

Aig [f.-m. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e Don't Say Much; 'e Don't, So To Say, Say Nothin'; But What 'e Don't Say Don't Mean Nothin', Not 'arf. But When 'e Do Say Something--my Gawd!