There Is No Honest Man! Not One,

Open Your Mouth And Shut Your Eyes And See What Zeus Will Send You.

Shall I Crack Any Of Those Old Jokes, Master, At Which The Audience Never Fail To Laugh?

Women, You Overheated Dipsomaniacs, Never Passing Up A Chance To Wangle A Drink, A Great Boon To Bartenders But A Bane To Us--not To Mention Our Crockery And Our Woolens!

I Saw A Cavalry Captain Buy Vegetable Soup On Horseback. He Carried The Whole Mess Home In His Helmet.

It Often Happens That Less Depends Upon The Valor Of An Army Than The Skill Of The Leader.