There Is No More Terrible Fate For

I Have Outlived Most Of My More Athletic Contemporaries Who Jogged, Golfed And Squashed Themselves Into Coronary Occlusion.

To Live In Australia Permanently Is Rather Like Going To A Party And Dancing All Night With One's Mother.

He's Very, Very Well-known. I'd Say He's World-famous In Melbourne.

Never Be Afraid To Laugh At Yourself, After All, You Could Be Missing Out On The Joke Of The Century.

My Mother Used To Say That There Are No Strangers, Only Friends You Haven't Met Yet. She's Now In A Maximum Security Twilight Home In Australia