There Is No Religion Of Terrorism.

I Truly Believe My Job Is To Make Sure People Smile.

It's Not That I Wear Fantastic Clothes, It's Just That Clothes Look Fantastic On Me.

I Learnt Very Early In Life That Whenever There Is A Choice Between Peace Of Mind And Piece Of Ass, Go For The Former.

So I Am Hoping My Second Outing To Your Wonderful University Turns Out Differently, Because It Would Be Highly Embarrassing If I Said, “good Evening Yaleites” Or “yalers”, Or Whatever You Guys Are Called, And Got Stuck At Yaaaaa…. That Wouldn’t Make For Much Of A Speech.

Whenever I Fail As A Father Or Husband... A Toy And A Diamond Always Works.