There Is No Spray Can Called 'instant

I'm Still A Kid Inside, And Adventure Is Adventure Wherever You Find It.

I'd Rather Get A Good Clean Laugh With Good Material, Than An Easy Laugh By Swearing Or Shocking. That's Not Clever Or Comedic, Anybody Can Get A Laugh That Way, It's Too Easy.

I'd Get More Applause Than Some Because I Was Just Seventeen. If They Didn't Clap At The End Of My Act I Would Limp Off Stage And Boy Would They Feel Guilty. They Would All Burst Into Tremendous Applause As They Saw This Poor Cripple Kid Walking Off.

You Cannot Learn Anything From Success, You Only Learn From Failure.

I Feel If Some Kid Has Sat Down And Felt I'm Important Enough To Write Two Pages Of Words To And Take Up A Lot Of His Valuable Time, Then He Deserves A Few Words Back, Or Even A Phone Call As I Have Done On A Few Occasions.