There Is No Spray Can Called 'instant

It's A Little Like Casting Out Hundreds Of Fishing Lines Into The Audience. You Start Getting Little Bites, Then More, Then You Hook A Few, Then More. Then You Can Start Reeling Them In And That's A Loveliest Feeling - The Whole Audience Laughing With You.

You've Got To Love The Villain If You Have To Play Him. You've Got To Find Something That You Can Live With In Yourself If You're Going To Play The Villain In A Play On Stage.

I'd Get More Applause Than Some Because I Was Just Seventeen. If They Didn't Clap At The End Of My Act I Would Limp Off Stage And Boy Would They Feel Guilty. They Would All Burst Into Tremendous Applause As They Saw This Poor Cripple Kid Walking Off.

I'd Rather Get A Good Clean Laugh With Good Material, Than An Easy Laugh By Swearing Or Shocking. That's Not Clever Or Comedic, Anybody Can Get A Laugh That Way, It's Too Easy.

You Cannot Learn Anything From Success, You Only Learn From Failure.