There Is No Such Thing As Fun

I Am Freaking Out! I Am Freaking Out, Man!

Responsible, Who Wants To Be Responsible? Whenever Something Bad Happens, It's Always, Who's Responsible For This?

I Have A Friend Who's Collecting Unemployment Insurance. This Guy Has Never Worked So Hard In His Life As He Has To Keep This Thing Going. He's Down There Every Week, Waiting On The Lines And Getting Interviewed And Making Up All These Lies About Looking For Jobs. If They Had Any Idea Of The Effort And Energy That He Is Expending To Avoid Work, I'm Sure They'd Give Him A Raise.

That's Why Breakups Take Two Or Three Times- To Build Up Immunity.

Pay Attention; Don't Let Life Go By You. Fall In Love With The Back Of Your Cereal Box.