There Is No Way In My Right

There Is No Way In My Right Mind I Would Contemplate Running 26 Miles-plus Unless It Involved A Chase With Pamela Anderson.

Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The World. He Isn't Even The Best Drummer In The Beatles

I Am Amazed At Radio Dj's Today. I Am Firmly Convinced That Am On My Radio Stands For Absolute Moron. I Will Not Begin To Tell You What Fm Stands For.

Happiness To Me Is Simply Not Being Unhappy.

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.