There Is No Way Of Knowing For

If An Optimist Had His Left Arm Chewed Off By An Alligator, He Might Say In A Pleasant And Hopeful Voice, "well This Isn't Too Bad, I Don't Have A Left Arm Anymore But At Least Nobody Will Ever Ask Me If I'm Left-handed Or Right-handed," But Most Of Us Would Say Something More Along The Lines Of, "aaaaaa! My Arm! My Arm!"

This World Is Suchier Than We Are, And The Best Thing To Do Is Keep Moving And Find Your Keys.

Miracles Are Like Pimples, Because Once You Start Looking For Them You Find More Than You Ever Dreamed You'd See.

This Is My Knife. It Is Very Sharp And Very Eager To Hurt You.

Grammar Is The Greatest Joy In Life, Don't You Find?