There Is Nothing On Earth That Could

Once You Get On The Ship, Everything Is Fine. Once You Get On Land, Everything Is Not So Fine.

Life's Pretty Good, And Why Wouldn't It Be? I'm A Pirate, After All.

I've Always Been Frightened Of Karaoke, So I've Never Tried It. Karaoke Scares The Hell Out Of Me!

I Wasn't Into The Lunchbox And Thermos Ski Slope, And That's Where I Was Going.

I Remember In That Red Leisure Suit I Sort Of Felt Like A Pizza Hut Employee, And The White One Was The Ultimate, With The White Turtleneck Collar, That Was The Ultimate In Bad Taste.