There Is Nothing Special In The World.

A Writer’s Job Is To Cultivate What Can Go Wrong.

I Feel My Heart Ache, But I've Forgotten What That Feeling Means.

Everyone Thinks Their Whole Life Should Be At Least As Much Fun As Masturbation.

Taste Is Such A Changing Thing. Every Age Our Tastes Change. But The Things That Really Last Aren't Necessarily The Best Or The Worst Or The Most Loved Things, But They're The Things That Make The Biggest Impression.

People Didn't Know Who I Was Or Why I Was There, So They Started Inventing Stories About Me. I Was A Registered Sex Offender And I'd Just Been Released From Prison And Was Being Forced To Do Community-service Work. I Was A Murderer, An Arsonist - All These Horrific Things Had Been Projected On Me Because No One Knew What To Make Of This White Guy Who Showed Up And Made Toast At 5 O'clock Every Morning.