There Is Probably More Invisible Tape Out

When I Am Holding A Water Balloon, So Many Things Look So Unnecessarily Dry.

When I Was In High School I Experimented Sexually. The Experiment Was To Never Have Sex With Anybody No Matter How Hard I Tried. Success! Hypothesis Confirmed.

It's Hard To Know What's Gay In Life. Boxing. That's Two Men Fighting Over A Belt.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

If Someone Throws A Pie At Your Face, Just Open Your Mouth Really Wide And Say, 'thanks For Feeding Me, A**hole.'