There Is Still Nothing In Life As

If I'm Going To Learn, I Must Do It By Listening.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

I Remind Myself Every Morning: Nothing I Say This Day Will Teach Me Anything. So If I'm Going To Learn, I Must Do It By Listening.

The Ultimate [travel Destination] For Me Would Be One Perfect Day In San Francisco. There's No City Like It Anywhere. And, If I Could Be There With The Girl Of My Dreams, That Would Be The Ultimate!

I Have Lifelong Friends. My Oldest Friend, Herbie, Has Been A Friend Since I Was 9. I've Had Bonds For Over 50 Years With People.