There Is Such A Thing As Too

I Have No Truck With Lettuce, Cabbage, And Similar Chlorophyll. Any Dietitian Will Tell You That A Running Foot Of Apple Strudel Contains Four Times The Vitamins Of A Bushel Of Beans.

There Is Something About A Home Aquarium Which Sets My Teeth On Edge The Moment I See It. Why Anyone Would Want To Live With A Small Container Of Stagnant Water Populated By A Half-dead Guppy Is Beyond Me.

Tomatoes And Squash Never Fail To Reach Maturity. You Can Spray Them With Acid, Beat Them With Sticks And Burn Them; They Love It.

Do You Know Anything At All That Nobody Else Knows Or, For That Matter, Gives A Damn About? If You Do, Then Sit Tight, Because One Of These Days You're Going To Hollywood As A Technical Supervisor On A Million Dollar Movie.

I Loathe Writing. On The Other Hand I'm A Great Believer In Money.