There May Be A Heaven, But If

A Sure Way To Lose Happiness, I Found, Is To Want It At The Expense Of Everything Else.

I Will Not Retire While I've Still Got My Legs And My Make-up Box.

I Went Back To Work Because Someone Had To Pay For The Groceries.

Women Are The Essential Part Of The Theater But The Writers Are Not Writing About Women. I Think They're Too Perplexed About The Whole Female Situation Probably.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.