There Must Be A God Because He

I Must Of Woke Up This Morning With A Bug Up My Ass, I Think I'll Just Haul Off And Belt The Next Jerk That I Pass.

There Are Some Things That We Know Are Just Not As Pleasant As The Lies That We Tell Ourselves, And In That Sense In Order To Endure Existence Everyone Endures A Certain Amount Of Dishonesty In Their Everyday Lives.

People Who Have Memorized Your Songs-how Can You Not Love Them?

If You Went Crazy, Would You Know It?

I Get My Sticks And Go Out To The Shed, And I Pound On That Drum Like It Was My Boss's Head.