There's A Moment In Every Book When

Everything Is Funnier In Retrospect, Funnier And Prettier And Cooler. You Can Laugh At Anything From Far Enough Away.

So Here I Am. This Is As Good As It Gets. Take It Or Leave It.

You're Not Getting This Back You Know. Consider It An Asshole Tax.

Maybe We Have To Break Everything To Make Something Better Out Of Ourselves.

I Haven't Had A Tv In 10 Years, And I Really Don't Miss It. 'cause It's Always So Much More Fun To Be With People Than It Ever Was To Be With A Television.