There’s An Old Adage That Says That

I'll Get Rid Of The Drug Problem. The First Drug Dealer Will Be Publicly Executed In Front Of Everybody And All Of The Sudden The Rest Of The Drug Dealers Are Going To Go "uh Oh!" Watch How Fast The Drug Problem Disappears. If You Use Drugs, You're Addicted And You Steal Something, You'll Get Sent Off To The Outback And To Work Camps And All Of The Sudden No Drug Addicts. See How Simple That Is? So Simple.

Sugar-free Ice Pops Are An Invention Of God. They Hardly Have Any Calories Since They're Mostly Water. I Eat About 15 Pops Every Two Days.

I Know That You Like To See A Man In The Kitchen, But I'm Skeptical Of Men Who Cook. A Man Should Be Focusing His Attention On The Woman, And Not What's On The Stove.

Recognize A Rock 'n' Roller For What He Is, Which Is A Damned Lucky Guy Not To Have To Work For A Living.

If You're A Man In Your Twenties Or Thirties, And You Have Yet To Make Your Fortune, I Would Urge You Not To Get Married.