There's Heaven. There It Is. What More

A House Does Not Need A Wife Any More Than It Needs A Husband.

For Men Obsessed With Women's Underwear, A Course In Washing, Ironing And Mending Is Recommended.

I Used To Lie Awake As A Child And Get More Entertainment And Terror Out Of Blank Walls And Plain Furniture Than Most Children Could Find In A Toy-store.

The People People Have For Friends Your Common Sense Appall But The People People Marry Are The Queerest Folk Of All.

A Family Unity Which Is Only Bound Together With A Table-cloth Is Of Questionable Value.