There's Many Witty Men Whose Brains Can't

Repeal That [welfare] Law, And You Will Soon See A Change In Their Manners. ... Six Days Shalt Thou Labor, Though One Of The Old Commandments Long Treated As Out Of Date, Will Again Be Looked Upon As A Respectable Precept; Industry Will Increase, And With It Plenty Among The Lower People; Their Circumstances Will Mend, And More Will Be Done For Their Happiness By Inuring Them To Provide For Themselves, Than Could Be Done By Dividing All Your Estates Among Them.

He That Steals The Old Man's Supper Does Him No Wrong.

Instead Of Cursing The Darkness, Light A Candle.

We Must Hang Together, Gentlemen...else, We Shall Most Assuredly Hang Separately.

Suspicion May Be No Fault, But Showing It May Be A Great One.