There's Never A Surefire Good Career Move

You're Constantly, In Human Culture, Trying To Balance Between Uplifting, Heartfelt, Sincere, Earnestness That Empowers And Enlightens People, And The Sarcastic Cynicism That Comes From Just People's Acquired Bitterness Over Experiences.

Jeff Ross Has A New Show On Comedy Central Where He Roasts The News. It'll Be Perfect For People Who Find Jon Stewart Too Handsome And Funny.

During The Writer's Strike I Was Walking A Line And Ran Into Jack Black And He Said,'we're Doing Airborne 2!', And I Asked, 'are You Kidding?', And He Said, 'yeah.' I Like 'airborne,' Its Very Pure.

I've Noticed That Girls Between Like 20 And 30 Seem To Know 'can't Hardly Wait.' I Got The Goth Kids Who Know 'buffy.' I Got This Wide Spectrum Of People Who Range From Like 8 To 13 Who Seem To Know 'scooby-doo.' Then I Get The International People Who Seem To Know 'austin Powers' And 'the Italian Job.

God Is, To Me, Pretty Much A Myth Created Over Time To Deny The Idea That We're All Responsible For Our Own Actions.