There's No Good Story Without Romance.

The Right Thing Isn't Always Real Obvious. Sometimes The Right Thing For One Person Is The Wrong Thing For Someone Else. So...good Luck Figuring That Out.

I Had Enough Trouble Not Falling Down When The Ground Was Dry; It Might Be Safer For Me To Go Back To Bed Now.

It's Healthy To Ditch Class Now And Then." To Be Precise, It Was Healthier For Humans If Vampires Ditched On Days When Human Blood Would Be Spilt.

Next Time You Want To Hit Me Hit Me With A Baseball Bat Or A Crowbar!

I May Not Be A Human, But I Am A Man.