There's No One Who's Dropped On Top

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

It's A Profession In Which, The Longer You Stay, The Closer You Are To Being Fired.

Live Every Day As If It Were Saturday Night.

Live In The Moment That You Are In.

If The Waitress Has Dirty Ankles, The Chili Is Good.