There's No Sex In Middle Earth.

Success In The Movies Has Pushed Me To Places I Didn't Know I Was Allowed To Go.

My Memory Of 3d Movies Is Fernando Lamas In A Swashbuckling Movie. And I Suppose It Had Been The Fifties, In Which Swords Came Out At You, Bullets Came Out At You, Things Were Thrown Into The Auditorium, Apparently. All That Sort Of Cheap, "oh, Look At Us, We've Got 3d" Isn't In The Film.

In The Theatre, The Actor Is In Total Control. The Director Wasn't In The House Last Night, The Designer Wasn't There, The Author's Dead. It's Just Us And The Audience.

If You've Got Mystique As Your Girlfriend The Fun You Could Have In Bed - I've Just Imagined X-men 3 Might Open With Me In Bed With Patrick Stewart.

I’ve Often Thought The Bible Should Have A Disclaimer In The Front Saying This Is Fiction.