There's No Such Thing As A Trade

Everybody Wants To Save The Earth; Nobody Wants To Help Mom Do The Dishes.

What Would Be A Road Hazard Anywhere Else, In The Third World Is Probably The Road.

The Real Alternative To Power Of The Rich Is Not Power Of The Poor. It's Just Plain Power.

Last Year, On A Long Car Trip, I Was Listening To Rush Limbaugh Shout. I Usually Agree With Rush Limbaugh; Therefore I Usually Don't Listen To Him. I Listen To Npr: "world To End-poor And Minorities Hardest Hit." I Like To Argue With The Radio.

The People I See On Bicycles Look Like Organic-gardening Zealots Who Advocate Federal Regulation Of Bedtime And Want American Foreign Policy To Be Dictated By Unicef. These People Should Be Confined.