There's Not Going To Be A 'rescue

I've Always Had A Thing For Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer Or Halle Berry In Tight Leather Pants, With The Boots - I'm Pretty Good With Either One.

If You Want A Long-term Relationship That Doesn't Require A Lot Of Work, I Say, Get A Dog. They Love You No Matter What. But When It Comes To Humans, There's No Secret; You Really Have To Appreciate The Person Every Single Day.

If You Had No Enemies, You Had No Fun.

I Think All Priests Should Be Married.

I Really, Really Like 'eastbound & Down.' It's One Of The Few Things That Makes Me Laugh.