There's One Born Every Minute.

In The United States, Where We Have More Land Than People, It Is Not At All Difficult For Persons In Good Health To Make Money.

Money Is The Excellent Slave And A Horrible Master.

The Best Kind Of Charity Is To Help Those Who Are Willing To Help Themselves.

As A General Thing, I Have Not 'duped The World' Nor Attempted To Do So... I Have Generally Given People The Worth Of Their Money Twice Told.

Every Man's Occupation Should Be Beneficial To His Fellow-man As Well As Profitable To Himself. All Else Is Vanity And Folly.