There's One Born Every Minute.

The Truth Is, The More Kind And Liberal A Man Is, The More Generous Will Be The Patronage Bestowed Upon Him.

Every Man Should Make His Son Or Daughter Learn Some Useful Trade Or Profession, So That In These Days Of Changing Fortunes Of Being Rich Today And Poor Tomorrow They May Have Something Tangible To Fall Back Upon. This Provision Might Save Many Persons From Misery, Who By Some Unexpected Turn Of Fortune Have Lost All Their Means.

Witchcraft Is One Of The Most Baseless, Absurd, Disgusting And Silly Of All The Humbugs.

Men, Women, And Children Who Cannot Live On Gravity Alone Need Something To Satisfy Their Gayer, Lighter Moods And Hours, And He Who Ministers To This Want Is, In My Opinion, In A Business Established By The Creator Of Our Nature. If He Worthily Fulfills His Mission And Amuses Without Corrupting, He Need Never Feel That He Has Lived In Vain.

Nothing Draws A Crowd Quite Like A Crowd.