There's One Thing I Never Did Do,

I Had Some Surgery On My Feet, Which Has Helped My Back Some.

Momma Tried To Raise Me Better, But Her Pleading I Denied, And That Leaves Only Me To Blame, Cause Momma Tried.

It Sounds Like Something From A Woody Guthrie Song, But It's True; I Was Raised In A Freight Car.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

I'll Tell You What The Public Likes More Than Anything, It's The Most Rare Commodity In The World - Honesty.