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Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication

You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going My Way