There's Only One Thing Worse Than To

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.

[a Mathematician Is A] Scientist Who Can Figure Out Anything Except Such Simple Things As Squaring The Circle And Trisecting An Angle.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

All Men Are Born Equal, But Some Of Them Outgrow It.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.