There's Only 2 Reasons That You Hate

I Like La Because It Has A Giant Supply Of Great Comedians.

The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy Theories Is When Something Way Retarded Happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald Acting Alone.

I Don`t Like People That Make Their Living Talking About Bullshit, And You See Them In Many Shows That Are Made On The Same Subject. When You Go Looking At Ufos Or Bigfoot Or What-have-you, There's Just Nothing There.

There's Only 2 Reasons That You Hate Gay Marriage; 1. You're Dumb, Or 2. You're Secretly Worried That Dicks Are Delicious.

Greatness And Madness Are Next Door Neighbours; And They Borrow Each Other's Sugar. You Don't Get There Without The Other.