There's Some Benefit To Being Happy In

I Wanted To See If You Could Put A Prototype Radio Station On The Internet So You Wouldnt Have To Invest $50 Million Or $100 Million Or $150 Million To Buy A Transmitter And A Frequency.

I'm Looking Forward To Providing The Men Of Seattle With An Evening Where They Can Kick Back, Light Up A Cigar And Enjoy A Night To Themselves. Women, We Can't Technically Keep You Out, But Please Stay At Home.

There Really Is No Johnny Carson Anymore. There Is No One Place A Comedian Can Appear And Explode.

Are Men Shallow? Should We Be Looking For Inner Beauty? Ha, Ha.

When I Saw Houses In Palmdale Going For $500k, I Knew Something Was Wrong. If You Got Foreclosed, I Don't Feel Sorry For You!