There Was A Little Bit Of Ham

The President's Very Shrewd

My Mother Did All She Could To Control Me, But At Age 14 She Sent Me To A Military School.

If You Sent Me To Cover A Pie-baking Contest On Mother's Day, I'm Going To Ask Dear Old Mom Why She Used Artificial Sweetener Or Stole The Apples!

Some Days The Competition Would Beat Me And I'd Go Home Thinking Awful Thoughts, Want To Hide Under The Bed, Depressed. But Of Course, In The News Business, When You're Working A Daily News Broadcast, You Get Your Victories And Defeats Every Day.

It Wasn't Until The Late '70s That A Lot Of People Knew Me.