There Was A Young Lady Of Poole,

I Am In A Very Unsettled Condition, As The Oyster Said When They Poured Melted Butter All Over His Back.

They Danced By The Light Of The Moon.

It's A Fact The Whole World Knows, That Pobbles Are Happier Without Their Toes.

There Was An Old Man Of The East, Who Gave All His Children A Feast; But They All Ate So Much, And Their Conduct Was Such, That It Killed That Old Man Of The East.

There Was An Old Man With An Owl, Who Continued To Bother And Howl; He Sate On A Rail, And Imbibed Bitter Ale, Which Refreshed That Old Man And His Owl.