There Were No Spells At My School,

I Never Met My Theater Fans. I'm Out The Stage Door Five Minutes After The Curtain Goes Up. So That's It. I Don't Even Know Who Comes, But Thank God They Do Come. I Can't Tell. I Keep My Head Down. I Don't Meet Them. The Fans From "harry Potter" Are Kids Who Stop Me In The Street. I Love That. That's Terrific. I Was Amazed How Many Do.

I Used To Be Gay, But I Was Forced To Give It Up, Because It Made My Eyes Water.

I Live In Fear Of Being A Contented Passenger. I'd Rather Get Parts I Can't Play.

I'm Very Flower-like. I Love Classical Music. I Go To Ballet And I Cry. There's Nothing So Beautiful.

Yeah, I Like Causing Trouble. It's The Teddy Boy In Me. I Used To Be A Teddy Boy. Feeling Slightly Inferior And Wanting To Cause A Bit Of Bother And Get Some Action Going On In The Room Rather Than Get Bored Stiff.